Have you ever
1. been married? Yes
2. been divorced? been remarried? Yes and Yes
3. had sex at a wedding reception? No, but I wish I could be so lucky.
4. had sex with someone you first met at a wedding or wedding reception? No, again, if I could be so lucky, although at the first wedding I went to with L, I did get to bang the mother of the groom....(it was her son's wedding)
5. given a a toast to the bride and groom? Yes, but i was too drunk to remember it afterwards.
Bonus (as in optional): What is the funniest thing you've seen or done at a wedding? One of the groomsmen, walking across a raised dais to his seat and just walking right off the end of it with a plate of food. He didn't get hurt, but it was a classic move.
Bonus II (as in optional): What is the best toast for the wedding couples? Congratulations to K and J.. LETS FEED. The author of that bit of wisdom is now a practicing physician. Scary.....
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Beed married? Check.
Been divorced? Check.
I'm out on the others. And I'll have to think of something funny at a wedding reception.
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